And I sat down at the desk, looked right in the eye, and I said,

just call me bald, municipal.

I just come up with it. I just think of it, and I'm like,

ah, is that funny? Yes it is, and then I just say,

you could get that offshore account shaken and not stirred.

Just like his martinis in the James Bond.

T-B-T-L.

Look at that.

It's time for day two of the T-B-T-L Summer Games.

I forgot that we don't play quite as much audio at the top,

and I was doing some research on how to make a crispy egg over rice,

Andrew. That was the sound of me realizing it's my turn to talk.

By the way, I'm Luke Burbank right over there, my dear friend Andrew Walsh.

Welcome. It sounds like your distraction, though,

ties well into the promise that you made at the end of yesterday's.

Yesterday's show was good, honestly.

One for the record books, I think, people are still talking about how we just nailed every aspect of it.

We've only lost roughly 40% of our subscription days,

which honestly to me seems like a win compared to what I was expecting.

But you did end the show yesterday by saying today's show is going to be excellent,

and maybe now I hear it might be excellent,

because you said that you were going to tell us about a salad that you're planning on making.

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