402 - Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels of Power

The Tim Dillon Show

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🗓️ 27 July 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Tim examines President Biden dropping out, the Secret Service Director resigning, power grabs, the Trump assassination, the Olympics and sitting on your kids.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show the Kamala text I'm getting are so many.
0:04.9	I don't know if somebody filled out something and put my number, or if it's just the person that
0:12.2	had my number before me is a registered Democrat or is getting all these texts.
0:17.0	I mean I get three to four texts a day that they almost make me crash into other cars. It's kind of dangerous to
0:25.6	tax the amount that they're taxing. Do you approve of Kamala? Are you
0:30.1	donating? We're short of our fundraising goal. Do you want Trump to it?
0:33.7	To it?
0:34.7	Like the amount that they are texting people, I feel is unsafe.
0:40.7	No matter how you feel about the election or who you're voting for, the amount of texts that you get from the Democratic Party and maybe from the Republicans, I don't even know.
0:53.0	But the text that you are getting right now,
0:56.0	I'm in the middle of the 405,
0:59.0	and I'm just getting lit up
1:01.0	by Kamala Harris Text. Are you showing up for Kamala? Stand up and be
1:07.3	counted for Kamala.
1:10.8	Kamala Harris is now the Democratic nominee for the President of the United States.
1:17.0	She's doing better than I thought, but we haven't, you know, it's, we are still in the infancy of her candidacy.
1:27.0	The thing about Kamala is she is a competent politician, not much more than that.
1:36.6	So tightly scripted speeches, she's attractive to a degree, she is professional, however if she goes off mic, if she goes rogue, it could be over.
2:00.0	A collection of sound bites from her could doom the entire thing.
2:05.8	And her staffers know that.
2:07.7	Most of them have left, about 90% of Kamala Harris's staffers have left because she throws things at them and yells at them,
2:17.8	which I support.
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