401 - Secret Service Sloped Roof Party

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Tim goes deep on the sloped roof at the Trump shooting, social workers, the Secret Service, what the CIA wants, Tenacious D’s tour being cancelled, gender notifications and the new kids.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome the Tim Dillon show my president has COVID my president has COVID my
0:06.6	strong leader has COVID he's sick he's sick he's sick. sick.
0:13.0	sick.
0:14.0	What are you going to do about it?
0:17.0	We wish him well.
0:19.0	Langley is trying to get rid of everybody.
0:22.0	Langley is trying to wipe the slate clean.
0:25.3	The darlings at Langley want everybody out.
0:29.5	They want everybody out.
0:32.3	They're trying to just fucking clean house. Biden now has COVID.
0:40.1	Who coughed on him?
0:42.5	Which billionaire sent someone to cough on Biden?
0:49.8	He has COVID.
0:51.4	How would you even tell that he has COVID by the way? How would he tell?
0:57.1	He did definitely did not report his symptoms. He has no idea what's going on. There's no way he woke up and knew he had any symptoms.
1:07.0	Is this a video of him?
1:09.0	This is him, I think like the day or the day before that the COVID diagnosis came out and he just
1:13.1	word salad. If you were to have continue to run and be officially nominated
1:19.8	what happens if you have another episode like we saw during the debate?
1:26.0	What happens?
1:28.0	What happens if you have another performance on that par, on that level? I don't plan to have it another first.
1:36.0	Yeah, you get a get her!
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