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No Such Thing As A Fish

Arts, Nature, History, Science, Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 17.9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2021

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Live from Barnstaple, Dan, James, Anna and Andrew discuss smells in Southampton, screens in the sea, and some spectacularly suspicious sawing.

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0:00.0	I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:02.0	I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:04.0	I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:06.0	I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:08.0	I'm not going to be able to do it.
0:14.0	Hello and welcome to another episode of No Such Thing as a Fish,
0:20.0	a weekly podcast this week coming to you live from Bars to Pooh.
0:30.0	My name is Dan Schreiber.
0:32.0	I am sitting here with Anna Toshitsky, Andrew Hunter Murray,
0:36.0	and James Harkin.
0:38.0	Once again, we have gathered around the microphones with our four favorite facts from the last seven days.
0:42.0	In a particular order, here we go.
0:46.0	Starting with fact number one, and that is James.
0:48.0	Okay, my fact this week is that when the bird poo import industry first reached the UK,
0:56.0	the smell was so bad in Southampton that the entire urban population fled to the hills.
1:04.0	Was it in one go?
1:06.0	You know what you watch movies like Deep Impact or Armageddon where you just see people walking away from cities?
1:10.0	Can you just go one guy with a cold gun in the other direction?
1:14.0	What the fuck are they doing?
1:16.0	So this is its guano.
1:20.0	So it's in the olden days you would get this bird poo and it would get brought into the country and they would use it as fertilizer.
1:26.0	And there is an English historian called Frederick Pike who wrote the modern history of Peru.
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