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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#4016 That Really Chaps My Gears!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Luke literally painted himself into a corner this morning. Like, literally. Andrew relives a painful memory from his time at The Magic Castle. Plus, “National Cinema Day” is around the corner, so Andrew asks Luke for his official Barbie review.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We have a witness go on record saying that they saw you in the White House parking lot with Mr. Egan, Ms. Prokheimer, and Senator Pierce.

0:09.0

That's correct. I ran into them by chance because I was merely getting something from my car.

0:19.0

Were you getting?

0:21.0

I was getting some medicine.

0:24.0

What kind of medicine?

0:27.0

It's knee medicine.

0:29.0

Knee medicine.

0:32.0

Yeah, knee medicine. I have problems with my left knee.

0:36.0

It hurts when I crouch.

0:38.0

What was the name of the medicine?

0:40.0

I want to say it's called crouch cream, but that's not right.

0:48.0

It's a white tube with a red label.

0:52.0

I'm sure an intern could research this. It has a silhouette of a horse on it.

0:56.0

And I don't know why the horse is on there. I guess the horse is probably of good knees.

1:01.0

But I think it's called...

1:05.0

Kneezy, kneezy cream.

1:08.0

I don't think that's it.

1:10.0

T-B-T-M!

1:15.0

He hates these cans!

1:17.0

Stay away from my cans!

1:19.0

This is genius.

1:21.0

This is genius work.

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