4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Luke is moving this weekend, and he’s made a new enemy in the process: packing tape. Plus, Andrew’s role has changed for tomorrow’s big summer party.
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0:00.0 | I know we've only known each other for 4 weeks and 3 days, but to me it seems like 9 weeks and 5 days. |
0:10.0 | The first day seemed like a week, and the second day seemed like 5 days, and the third day seemed like a week again, and the fourth day seemed like 8 days. |
0:24.0 | The fifth day, you went to see your mother, and that seemed just like a day. |
0:30.0 | But then you came back, and later on the sixth day and the evening when we saw each other, that started seeming like 2 days. |
0:41.0 | So in the evening it seemed like 2 days, spilling over into the next day, and that started seeming like 4 days. |
0:46.0 | So at the end of the sixth day, on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of 5 days. |
0:53.0 | And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. |
0:59.0 | I haven't written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. |
1:10.0 | Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is? |
1:15.0 | Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's looking forward to the weekend! |
1:22.0 | There are many ways to keep one's lips conditioned. I don't kiss, for example, 24 hours before a performance, because kissing makes your lips mushy, and we cannot have mushy lips and be a champion. |
1:33.0 | Actually, you know what? I can email you, or you know you can email me at Splet 2 with Spletnet.net. Splet 1's my father, and he'll be set to see him go, be with the next you can hands on that handle. |
1:46.0 | Well, alright, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone. |
1:51.0 | To a Friday edition of TVTL, the show that just might be too beautiful to live. |
1:57.0 | Hey Lloyd! |
1:58.0 | My name is Luke Burbank, I am your host. Gotta do it again, right now. |
2:02.0 | Coming to you, wow, for the final time, from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon, where it is... |
2:15.0 | It's actually kind of a crummy day. |
2:18.0 | So I think Portland is letting me know it's time to leave, and it's time for us to do episode 4,03 and A Collector Series. |
2:27.0 | Let the fun begin. |
2:29.0 | I am moving, and I am surrounded by boxes, and I am yet to put everything in the boxes, but I am... |
2:40.0 | The good news... |
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