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Hey everyone, welcome to Watch What Crapins. The podcast about all that crap on Bravo that we just love to watch. I'm Ben Mandelker from B side blog.com and the Bantra Blender. There is a new episode of the Bantra Blender up everyone. Go to iTunes.

And joining me is a wonderful hilarious fellow podcaster, fellow creative type, fellow luminary. Well, I don't know if I'm a luminary, but he certainly is. It's Ronnie Caram from trash talk TV.com and Rose Prick's bachelor podcast and the real housewives of Beverly Hills audiobooks also found on iTunes.

Well, hello Ben. Hi Ronnie, happy Monday. Look at us happy Monday, man. Look at that. We've made it to the end of February already. Isn't that amazing? Oh my goodness. 28 days. It always reminds me of that horror movie. I know or that rehab movie.

Yeah, Sandra Bullock. Yeah, if you can keep a plant alive for a month, then you can get a dog. And if you can keep a dog alive for a month, then you can get a baby. And if you can keep a baby alive for a month, you get to win a hot guy to marry at the end.

I'll always one of my favorite jokes from the American office was when Pam told Chin. Yeah, I thought I was settling in for that Sandra Bullock movie. And it was the scariest night of my life or something like that. I was thinking that.

But now 27 days later, here we are. Watch our crap ends. We are here today to kick off the week with the penultimate episode of top chef. But before we get into that recap, guess what? Guess what happened this month, Ronnie? You know what? So many things happened in February. There's a Super Bowl. There were the Oscars just last night. But someone celebrated a birthday. Did you know this? Oh my God, who was that?

Well, it's a little belated, but her name is Cindy Bernacki with a sexy ass. And you know what? She gets a happy belated mother fucking birthday. Happy birthday, Cindy Bernacki. Happy birthday, Cindy. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. We were not gonna lie. Your sister gave us the tip off. So give your sister an extra hug if you can because she was the one who was like who got this all to happen. Got your birthday to happen. So definite sister hugs. Yeah, big sister hugs. Big hugs. Everyone in the crap in this community give Cindy a virtual hug. Raise a glass to her.

So yeah, happy birthday, Cindy. Thanks for being a listener and thanks everyone for being a listener. We have like been in the top five on iTunes for two weeks straight and it's amazing. So thanks everyone.

Thank you, everybody. Yeah, I think should we just get into top chef? Is there anything else? Any other? Yeah, look so much.

We're glad you're letting me do. Okay, great. So guys, oh yes, actually, there is some more go listen to me over on Rose Pricks. I do that with Stephanie Wilder Taylor. And it's so fun. We've been having so much fun with the season. So go listen to it.

And then the real housewives of Beverly Hills, audiobooks are getting really fun because that shows is gone pretty wacky. Yeah. And I guess everyone just go don't forget we have an Instagram account now.

Yeah, okay, Silling done, Silling done. Okay, now what? In top chef.

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