Okay people, you are listening to Planet Porky.

I am Mike Parry, Mike the Porkmeister Parry,

and I am absolutely delighted, folks,

to be able to reintroduce you to one of the stars

of what is becoming a spinning, frothing, fizzing planet,

which is Planet Porky. And that is the return

of young Jake Hawley. Jacob, terrific to see you, mate. Delighted that you're back in the studio

with me. How are you doing? Thanks for having me back, Michael. Very much appreciate it. Thank you

for welcoming you back to the planet of pork. I'm very excited to be here.

It's been a long time.

Well, it's been quite long time, but of course you've been busy.

It's not that we haven't actually worked together during the period you haven't been on Planet Porking,

because of course we had a little get-together in Edinburgh.

In Scotland.

I was going to say Aberdeen then for a minute.

It was not Aberdeen, it was Edinburgh, wasn't it?

It was Edinburgh.

You came up, you came out to Edinburgh.

We had a brilliant little get-together on Talksport Radio.

We got together and met some of your pals in the evening,

you know, all those comedians at the comedy store.

So I was up at Edinburgh doing the fringe, right? I was doing a show up there.

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