Okay, folks, thank you very much indeed for joining us once again today.

You have, of course, tuned in again to Planet Porky.

I'm the Porkmeister.

And once again, welcoming into the studio on the road to Planet Porky.

Look how I found.

It's Ben, the Arrow Fletcher.

Ben, welcome again.

Thank you for having me, Mr Perry.

Always a pleasure.

Well, it's terrific to be here.

Thank you very much for joining me.

And I have to say, I'm so enamoured by the responses we've had

from the previous two podcasts that we've done.

And people are starting to learn that if they want to know about knowledge and wisdom,

don't bother listening to me, they can listen to you. So that's why you're here again.

Now listen, mate, I tell you what I want to kick off with, because you and I had a little libation just a day or two ago. Okay. And amongst those who joined us was a colleague who works

in radio, who I have only ever known

as Beatles Joe, okay? Because Beatles Joe is a young man, he's a rarity, he's a young man, but

he's a Beatles fanatic. I think he, is he in a Beatles tribute band as well? I think he must

be, quite which people he'd play, I don't know. Well, I'm sure he is and I'm sure he goes and plays at weddings and that kind of stuff, you know. But I'm so enamoured by this lad that years ago when he was a sort of fairly

junior kind of member of the production team, and I was on talk sport. I was up in Liverpool

watching in Everton football match. I stayed at the Hard Days Night Hotel, you know,

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