Page 94, the Private Eye Podcast.

Hello and welcome to another episode of page 94.

My name is Andrew Hunter Murray and we are back at the National Theatre in London

for another show of Private Eye live at the national. We're here for the private eye

annual which is being dramatized tonight very excitingly by a cast including

Louis McCloud, Harry Emfield, John Sessions and Jan Ravens with extra guitar solos from Craig Brown.

And here to kick it off is the magazine's editor, Ian Hislov.

Thank you.

Thank you. And to start we're going to have a piece to cheer us up, reproduce from privatized sister paper, The Penguin Times.

It gives you the news in black and white.

This opinion piece from the Penguin Times was written by a distinguished 93 year old

Penguin, and it's called, we step in and help humans.

We've all seen the footage.

The desperate plight of millions of powerless Brits trapped deep in a harsh

unforgiving hole facing certain doom with no idea how to get out.

Should we, as penguins, let nature take its course and

leave them to their fate?

Is it our duty as intellectually and morial superior creatures to waddle in and help them escape in some way?

Or should we let them jump over a cliff?

In slow motion with stirring music and a commentary by myself.

At the moment their future looks cold and bleak. Should we save them from Brexit? Sadly the answer has to be no.

It's none of our business. We're penguins. We've got to let nature take its course.

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