40: Devil Got a Hog (The Book of Enoch, Part Two)

Apocrypals

Chris Sims

Comedy, History

4.9 • 650 Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Happy Holy Week, Theophiloi! If you're like your humble Son of Thunder and his friend the Author of All Lies, you have a keen interest in space. If that's the case, then you're going to love learning some new facts about the Sun and Moon as we dive into the second half of the Book of Enoch! Also, we really hope you like calendars, because there's about 20 pages of that in here too, but trust us: it's worth it for what comes after. Plus: A tale of Noah when he was a boy! Learning to write was a mistake.

Topics of discussion: The hated Green M&M, the failings of Lent Madness, Caesar Real vs. Benjamin Harrison Real, Four. Smooth. Pits., Enoch vs the Gender Binary, Taylor Swift's Ancient of Days, Gadrael the Angel of Kung Fu, an official naming of Chuck the Truck, Tomas y Sonja, gendered language, some PG-13 hog talk.

Hymnal: "X Gon' Give It To Ya" by DMX

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0:00.0	And wait ye indeed till sin has passed away, for their name shall be blotted out of the
0:05.5	Book of Life and out of the Holy Books, and their seed shall be destroyed forever, and their
0:10.0	spirits shall be slain, and they shall cry and make lamentation in a place that is chaotic
0:14.6	wilderness, and in the fire shall they burn, for there is no earth there.
0:19.5	The Book of Enoch, chapter 108, verse three.
0:22.9	Knock, knock, open up the door, it's real, with the nonstop, pop out, staying still,
0:27.6	go hard getting busy with it, but I got such a good heart that I make a mother fuck one day
0:32.6	if you get it. Damn right and I do it again, because I am am like so I got to break bread with the enemy.
0:39.8	Hello, friends and neighbors.
0:41.1	Welcome to Apocry Pals.
0:42.8	It's the podcast where two nonbelievers read through the Bible.
0:45.0	We try not to be jerks about it.
0:47.1	My name is Chris Sims.
0:48.9	With me as always is the author of all lies Benito Serino.
0:52.3	Oh, good.
0:52.9	I love my new name.
0:55.3	You have no part or stake in this matter for I see that your heart is not right before God.
0:59.8	You are bound by iniquity.
1:02.7	Yeah, this, this all tracks so far.
1:06.1	See, what happened was Benito sent me a picture of the green M&M.
1:12.0	Yeah, uh, I did, I did do that. What happened was Benito sent me a picture of the green Eminem. Yeah.
1:13.3	I did, I did do that.
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