Hello and welcome to Dear Hank and John.

Doors I prefer to think of it Dear John and Hank.

It's a comedy podcast where me and my brother John, that's that other guy, and see your

questions, give you dubious advice, and bring you all the weeks news from both Mars and

AFC Wimbledon.

How you doing John?

You know, to be honest, I'm a little bit tired.

Sarah's been out of town for a few days, and I've been sort of running around trying

to write and record stuff and make good videos and also sleep and take care of my children.

And the thing that fell by the wayside was sleeping, especially last night for some reason.

I think I just got too sucked into watching the election returns.

We're recording this on a Wednesday after a so-called super Tuesday, named that because

it's the fifth time that we've supposedly had a super Tuesday.

The American primary election system is just astonishingly inefficient and arcane.

And so I stayed up too late.

How are you?

I'm good.

I did not stay up.

I was at a concert last night.

I did check my phone and it said the thing that you would find out if you would have

just waited and that you could not have possibly changed.

So I looked down halfway through and found out all the things.

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