Within the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the spells are expensive, life is cheap, and murders are everywhere.

These are the cases of the Fritz's soup-and-style detective agency.

This is Gumpchus and Dragons, starring Alarify as Brass Kemp, John Patrick Cohen as Spoof McNivins, and Aaron Keith as Moose.

This week's guest to murderer is Beth May. Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, so criminals solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. You got brass kept, a minotore orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. Smooth gibbets smooth a given there ain't no case can't be saw by these three

TRIA!

I give to crampuses established the stage's been lit

I cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit

it's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed

gun shoes and dragons Dragon When we last left the Fritz's Sup and Salad

Detective Agency, you had just successfully solved yet another mystery.

And Moose was dealing with the fact that a fortune teller showed them that in the future,

they may or may not be responsible for the death of Brass Camp.

While you're mulling that over, oh yeah, and a fucking guy that Clow pointed at you and said

soon, because I'm a fucking hack, and that's how we foreshadowed things.

The next day, your Iven bursts to life and goes,

potential murder, potential maybe missing person.

Moose is sitting at his desk and he's trying to get a popcorn kernel out of its teeth

unsuccessfully.

Brass is probably in a corner somewhere doing push-ups.

468, 4669, nice.

Why are you counting down from 4-70?

Because I hope to get all the way down to one.

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