#3: Double Trouble w/ Janet Varney
Gumshoes & Dragons
Gumshoes and Dragons
5.0 • 609 Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Hey, we are back and still doing the show! This week we are going to a circus and we have a real clown on the show: JPC. We also have a great guest who is NOT a clown at all. She's a wonderful human being named Janet Varney. Hope you enjoy and, if you do, leave us a 5 star review. If you don't enjoy, still leave us a 5 star review but you can be all sarcastic about it.
Oh, and check out our first behind the scenes episode which is out now on our Patreon! The first ep covers Brennan and Rekha's eps and next Monday we will drop the behind-the-scenes for Janet's ep.
Want to hear how the murder went down before the detectives figure it out? Skip to 1:14:23!
Guest Murderer
Janey Varney
Your DM
Anthony Burch
Starring
Adal Rifai
Editor
Omar Romolino
Theme by:
Arne Parrott
Produced by:
John Patrick Coan
Episode Artwork by:
Paige Kilcullen
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Send us an email: gumshoesanddragons@gmail.com
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | In the fantasy city of Golden Lake, the dungeons are dank, the dragons are big, and the mysteries are plentiful. |
| 0:06.8 | These are the cases of the Fritz's soup and salad detective agency. |
| 0:10.1 | This is Gumshoes and Dragons. |
| 0:12.4 | Starring Adler Fye, Aaron Keefe, John Patrick Cohen, and Anthony Birch is your DM. |
| 0:16.8 | This episode's guest murderer is played by Janet Barney. |
| 0:20.2 | Well, in a pretty little city got Golden Lake, there's no policy of punishing the reprobates, |
| 0:25.3 | so criminal solve crimes to rehabilitate, and that's what our heroes will do. |
| 0:29.4 | You got brass kept, a minotor orphan, moose is a gnome who is covered in leaves. |
| 0:34.0 | Smooth a given, there ain't no case can't be saw by these three. |
| 0:38.3 | Try! |
| 0:39.3 | I get the crampus is established, the stage's been lit. |
| 0:41.3 | I cramped in all the exposition that these measures can fit. |
| 0:43.3 | It's time to roll some dice and get this mystery fixed. |
| 0:45.3 | Gun shoes and dragons. |
| 0:49.3 | Dawn once again breaks, |
| 0:54.6 | bathing Fritz's soup and salad detective agency |
| 0:57.0 | in golden light. |
| 0:58.5 | The I-Raven inside barks to life. |
| 1:00.3 | Well, does bark, it's a fucking raven. |
| 1:01.9 | Crows to life? |
| 1:03.1 | It makes a noise. |
| 1:04.4 | It calls to life. |
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