Welcome to I am the Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.

Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic.

Ourselves.

Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.

And I'm Chelsea and I am the cute one.

And today, we're here to cover four Christmases.

But before we dive in, I have so much to say, Chelsea, but before we do,

I have two things to say that are not related to the movie. Number one, yes, I am in the same

outfit as last week, but I got so many DMs about how cute I looked in it that I just had to

wear it again. Oh no, it's our new werewolf cut off tea. At least this one, though, I feel like there's a season.

Like, I had to get it out one more time before Christmas because I'll look simply insane if I just

wear it after that.

Wear the werewolf tea I could wear all year round.

Well, I would argue that the werewolf tea is also seasonal, but we'll cross that bridge

when it reemerges from your closet.

But you could also wear this

perhaps in July for a nice Christmas in July celebration. Well, now we have to have one. And then the

other thing I want to say is our Etsy shop is still alive and kicking. So if you didn't get merch yet,

now's the time. But Christmas is in two days. If you're listening to this episode, the day it comes out.

So if you're

looking for a last minute gift for a cutie in your life or maybe even yourself, get 15% off on our

Patreon from now until New Year's Day using code last minute. And that is all one word. L-A-S-T-M-I-N-U-T-E. Last

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