It's soccer season here.

Oh, yeah?

You went outside?

Dude, I go outside every Saturday.

It's horrible.

I went out this morning and the kiddo was like, hey, what are we having for breakfast?

Because breakfast, I do Saturday breakfast almost always.

And I was like, I don't, I don't know.

I'm going to, how do you feel about donuts?

Which is really, it's like a depth charge in the room. And hang, I don't want to undermine your parenting strategies,

but is the child really in a position to make demands as to what is for breakfast?

Or is it better to just say, hey, here's what's for breakfast?

So, as a parent, one of your responsibilities is making sure that the child is fed and watered.

Right, of course.

So she was just like, well, we had an earthquake this morning, which I leapt out of bed, like, as if the house was on fire.

You were still in bed at that time?

It was 840.

Oh, my God.

I've been up for, I've been up for three and a half hours at that time.

I was streaming until like 1 o'clock in the morning last night.

It was, you know, seven hours of sleep.

That's fair.

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