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You got to college, I would help my buddy.

He worked for, he ended up being a cigarette salesman this whole life pretty much,

but by Philip Morris or RJ Reynolds forget which one is one of those two

companies and we there's things uh the old big they still haven't probably but the overhead ones

at convenience stores all the cigarettes in we we installed those and uh and we just showed with random

convenience stores all through central pa and every day and install one of those.

And we were at one, some crappy place, and no bathroom was in this place for some reason.

I was busted or something like that.

And I had one, turtle head poking out.

It was pretty much over.

So I walked behind the place and I stood beside this dumpster, like a common hobo and just laid one out. A common hobo. But I remember thinking, it was, what are you going to do, man? What are you going to do? I couldn't make it anywhere else, man. It's like when you guys run out of the studio sometimes i seen it i seen it so that time and then one time in the golf course yeah i was uh it's a gentleman's game yeah it was like oh oh i ain't gonna make it

anywhere i mean it's ran behind some trees you know now you can't poop just randomly in the boundary waters of Minnesota.

Don't you have little holes you poop in?

There are pit toilets that they make, and you can only camp in designated spots.

But when it comes to backcountry camping, like when you're going into the mountains of Colorado,

they don't have such things.

So what you usually do? Do you squat or what? Well, I like to find a log. So you've got some place to

sit. But sometimes, you know, you got to squat. Right. You got to do the yogi squad. And when you do that,

you got to bury everything. So you got to have a little shovel. It's because poo draws animals like bears. We've got a bear story coming up, another one. It's just not good to have poop laying out. I know that, but the bear doesn't, there's a bear, bury it's poop in the woods? I don't think so. No, but the bear poop, if you've ever been on a trail. Yeah, I have, I have done

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