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Cassie writes us, my great-grandpa is buried in the murder capital of Nebraska, Blair, Nebraska.

Buried.

Oh, the murder capital, right?

Yeah.

On a regular basis, he gets a visitor with bottled beer. One for me, one for him. He's with a straw, because that's how he liked it. No one has said a word, and we always clean up when we're done. How I know this, though? You're obviously your grandpa cannot drink that beer. Do you pour it on the grave or you just drink two beers?

With a straw.

I mean, do you bring two, one for him, one for you? Do you go, well, he ain't going to have this. I'll drink this one. Or do you pour that on the grave? Grandpa's really nursing this one. Right. That's pretty cool. Yeah, I think that's the overall feeling. Like, you know, if you're being rowdy about it, somebody maybe will report you, but

nah, who's going to do that?

We got an email from Katie, who fears mail yesterday when we were talking about the duckies

for Jeep.

Yep. Yep.

Yeah.

And she has a Subaru, and apparently the Subaru Brotherhood includes...

Lesbians.

No.

Well, he's right, too.

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