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Nick, are you still stealing stuff from the self-checkout? No. Because people recognize Nick now, so it's kind of dangerous, man.

Because apparently, it's not really on the uptick.

I think the numbers are staying about the same, but instead of stealing like, you know, a 60-inch, 70-inch television, they're stealing like cold ham.

Well, better than warm ham. Yes. I would consider stealing cold ham. But they're stealing, you know, the staples. That's a good sign. That's because there's the economy sucks. I don't think so. Well, that's right. I'm hearing differently. You're in the cult. That's right. That's because they can't wait for the two weeks for, you know, the price is to go down.

Because they're going to go down any time now.

Affordable.

Affordability is a hoax.

The Golden Age is right around the corner.

The stables, yeah.

Because previous, you know, they would steal a lot of electronics and now they're just stealing food. And I am tempted. Yeah. Because previous, you know, they would steal a lot of electronics, and now they're just stealing food. And I am tempted every once in a while. I thought for sure, you know, you'll get caught. Yeah, that's the dumb way to get your name in the paper, Todd. Yeah, unless you have a, yeah, I realize that, Todd. But, I mean, if you're really hurt for food, I would steal it, too. you know, if I was somebody that had to feed my family, of course, I'd try to steal that. You know, and at a self-checkout. You're right, I self-checkout. The one time, and I told the story before. But if you can't pay for your food and you're doing it to save four bucks, you're risking shoplifting charges. Yeah, that's pretty brutal. They have since eliminated these, but it was the, you know, if you had a lot of groceries, like a big cart full of groceries, you'd scan it, and then you'd have to go back down to the end and, you know, bag it up there. And, you know, in my mind, okay, I'm bagging up my groceries at the end here. Obviously, I've gone through the, you know, debit card thing. Well, no, I hadn't. Yeah. I just walked, you know, grab my groceries, started walking out. Oh, you remember you hear that story. They stopped you, right? Right, I had a gun to my head. No, no, no, you're white. You're you're white yeah they would have if I were white

but they did chase me down if I weren't white they would have put a gun to my head they probably

would have shot me that would have been the last thing you did yeah oh sorry Todd tried to rip off a bag

of groceries I I actually forgot because you know I'm here bag my groceries. I'm at the end of the aisle. And, again, they don't have the long conveyor belt things anymore. It's just the little single stations. And I think... Those things are too small, by the way. Yeah. Man, the self-checkout little counters you put stuff on are way too small anymore.

Yeah, if you have a certain amount of groceries, you've got to get in line.

Yeah, but nobody wants to do that anymore because there's nobody waiting out there.

Somebody waiting out there.

I'll tell you, I go to this store, it's a big department store.

Checking out clothes and stuff is great self-checkout

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