4.21.26, Cryofrozen in Tuna

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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Lazlo makes fun of SlimFasts’ zits and Summers' hair roller. Nothing's worse than a cheater who doesn't win. D4vd was BAD at covering up his crime, and the Royals are finding ways to lose. Do we want a guy from Ohio State running the country? Lazlo feels bad for not comforting Charlize Theron. Jami Gertz has the best sex scene of all time. Stream The Church of Lazlo podcast on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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0:00.0	The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
0:11.0	Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.
0:18.0	For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.
0:23.6	And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt
0:30.6	to poison and destroy my brothers.
0:34.6	And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me.
0:41.3	Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun.
0:47.3	Yo!
0:48.3	How are you, man?
0:49.3	Never better.
0:50.3	Great.
0:51.3	How about you?
0:52.3	I'm good.
0:53.3	No problems. Yeah? Nothing exciting. I wish I could I'm good. No problems. Yeah?
0:55.1	Nothing exciting.
0:57.0	I wish I could tell you more, but no. Yeah, I know. I mean, we see each other every day after. I want to ask you about your hair this morning. And do you wake up and do that with a curling iron? Or do you keep a roller in in the morning? My bangs roller? Yeah. Yeah, I forget that it's in my hair, honestly, because I always have it in.
1:11.0	But yeah, it's a little roller for my bangs, but I don't have much big time.
1:14.7	Yeah. Yeah, I forget that it's in my hair, honestly, because I always have it in.
1:11.0	But yeah, it's a little roller for my bangs.
1:12.9	Like an old lady roller.
1:14.7	Yeah.
1:15.1	Like a hair roller.
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