4/21/22: Johnny Depp’s Shocking Testimony Proves the Bed Poop was Amber Turds

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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The televised Johnny Depp trial is incredible and fully televised don’t miss it (00:20:35). A gruesome murder mystery of a mother Orsolya Gaal from Queens is getting a lot of media attention (00:35:05). Find out which countries has the largest penis size on average (00:44:15). (00:00:00) - Timestamps Cup of Coffee in the Big Time (00:04:55) - Fun Fact: It’s big word day and the longest word in the English dictionary is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (00:06:28) - ASAP Rocky was arrested at LAX after getting back from vacation on a shooting charge (00:11:17) - Top tier NFL WR Deebo Samuel is asking for a trade from the San Francisco 49ers (00:16:09) - The humans vs whales war has begun. Another dolphin was murdered and a pack of super large orcas led by 5 males and a unique female was found in Australia (00:20:35) - Cream of the Crop: The Johnny Depp trial has been wild and televised. It’s appointment television Queens Murder Mystery (00:35:05) - 51 year old mother of two was stabbed 58 times and stuffed in a hockey bag and left near her home in Queens, NY and her killer is still at large TikTok International Moment (00:44:15) - Global survey - Find out which country has the biggest penis size on average (00:56:20) - Brazil - A young man with two penises had surgery and the larger was removed Trouble on Planes Again You Say? (01:05:28) - A 24 year old woman who was getting kicked off a plane ran to the front opened the door, popped the slide, slid down it and ran across the tarmac These stories, and much more, brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Sunday - Take care of your lawn. Full-season plans start at just $129, and you can get 20% off at checkout when you visit http://getsunday.com/factor Noom - Take care of your mental wellness. Worry less and feel happier. Sign up for your trial at http://noom.com/factor Stamps - Go to http://stamps.com click the microphone at the top of the page enter code Hardfactor for a 4 week free trial, free postage and a digital scale. Stop waiting at the post office. Go to store.hardfactor.com and patreon.com/hardfactor to support the pod with incredible merch and bonus podcasts Leave us a Voicemail at 512-270-1480, send us a voice memo to hardfactorvoicemail@gmail.com, and/or leave a 5-Star review on Apple Podcasts to hear it on Friday's show Other Places to Listen: Spotify, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Lots More... Watch Full Episodes on YouTube Follow @HardFactorNews on Instagram, Twitter, TikTok, and Facebook Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:04.7	Good morning.
1:28.0	Welcome to episode nine, 26 of hard factor.
1:32.6	It is Thursday, April 21st, 2022.
1:36.9	Thank you for cheating on the news with us today.
1:40.0	Mark's got a cup of coffee in the big time full of Johnny Depp.
1:43.4	Oh, yeah.
1:44.4	We're certainly going to end with the Depp master, but a lot of stuff before that too.
1:49.3	It's going to be soft.
1:50.3	A sop and wet Johnny Depp.
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