4.14.26 TikTok Sushi Bake
Church of Lazlo Podcasts
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4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 121 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. |
| 0:12.0 | Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness. |
| 0:18.0 | For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children. |
| 0:23.6 | And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. |
| 0:34.6 | And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon me. |
| 0:42.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Laslow has begun. |
| 0:48.1 | Yo! |
| 0:48.7 | Yo! |
| 0:49.6 | How are you? |
| 0:50.4 | Well, I am doing great, but the real question is, how are you? I'm good. Good. How did it go yesterday? Doing fine. Yeah? I mean, I don't have any answers yet, but. Oh, okay. So, it doesn't really change any change. Jesus Christ, that's disgusting. What is? That candy? You don't like my candy holy god |
| 1:11.0 | well you know |
| 1:12.7 | I'm gonna say the S word |
| 1:14.2 | it's uh wouldn't be the first time |
| 1:16.6 | this week |
| 1:17.2 | it's just certain |
| 1:20.5 | flavors that aren't as popular |
| 1:22.9 | cherry lime some people you think |
| 1:24.5 | cherry lime drugs man I mean that's how you know drugs |
| 1:27.1 | taste bad when they make them cherry lime and they're still god-awful. |
| 1:31.9 | They're like, we cannot put enough cherry or lime in that thing. |
| 1:36.5 | Yeah, it's not cherry lime. |
| 1:38.6 | I almost feel like they go, when they get the product, they're finished with it, they turn it into like a gummy consistency, and they go, I don't know, it kind of tastes kind of tart and kind of, I don't know, and they're like, okay, well, lime, lemon, lime, like, I wouldn't say that. And like, but tart, yeah, maybe a little bit, okay, lime. And then they're like, let's make it red, and that'll be the cherry. Cherry lime, there you go. Because it all tastes exactly the same. Just different drinks. It seems like they, I mean, look, I got it. Nobody's taking it because they like the flavor. Well, it seems like flavoring bad food is, you know, kind of a thing. I know know. You think that they'd figured out, but I do wonder how much of it is just... |
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