Hey there, podcast listeners. We are coming to Melbourne. We are doing a live show on April 7 as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival at the Malt House Theatre. Tickets are available on our website, but selling fast, so get in on it. Also, Alex and Ben were away for the recording of this month's show, so MPC voices are provided by Carlo Ritchie. Here's the show.

Six months have elapsed since the destruction of Freeside at the hands of the dragon friends. Six months that have now been lost to the fore of you,

the result of a memory wipe that was itself precursor to a heist gone bad.

With no memories to rely on all you can trust is your wits, each other,

and the giant plane-shifting spacecraft,

known as the heart of glass that you have inexplicably inherited.

In the whirlwind of the last few hours you have learned precious little of the circumstances

of this missing half year.

It seems that you are travellers.

It seems you have a ship. It seems that you have come in

possession of a powerful relic known as the lance, capable of sending your vessel far into the

forbidden reaches of wild space. It seems that you're on the run from the powers that be, and it

seems, as sirens wail, claxon scream scream and you materialize back on the bridge that your pursuers have found you at last.

The voice of Logan is already in your ears.

What did you do?

I mean, what did you touch?

I gave you one Joe.

I said, go and just go and have an ice cream or something.

What the hell are you doing? Oh, go, just go and have an ice cream or something.

What the hell are you doing?

Oh, well, there was a goblin who was covered in eye patches.

And she told us, she was very clear that we had to go loot the big boy.

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