#4.02. The Big Boys of Junkerton

Dragon Friends

Dave Harmon

Dragons, Actual Play, Comedy, Dungeons, Dnd, Dnd5e, Improv, Rpg, Australian

4.9 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2018

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Heart of Glass; Johnny's parting gift and a vessel capable of piercing the border ethereal and delivering the Dragon Friends to the wild spaces beyond the Nine Known Worlds and maybe even home... if they can just work out how to pilot it. It's a brand new season with new challenges and opportunities and a new special guest: Demi Lardner! This episode features the unnecessarily highbrow contributions of cellist Ange Lavoipierre who is a very good sport indeed.

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0:00.0	Hey there, ear jockeys.
0:02.0	Just to note that if you live in Sydney and have dreams of upgrading your dragon friends experience all the way to face jockey, we do live recordings of the podcast every month at the Giant Dwarf Theatre.
0:12.0	Our next recording is on March 13 and you can buy tickets on our website.
0:16.2	Here's the show. In the inky, blackness of wild space, it's a vessel of crystal and chrome, a creation of that late great genius Johnny
0:39.5	PlayStation capable of piercing the flogiston between worlds and finding
0:45.7	pathways between the planes themselves inside that vehicle are for stalwart
0:51.8	friends known as the dragon that.
0:55.1	And as wayward sons and daughters of a distant home, they want to find that way back.
1:04.8	So, six months of planning have led to this, a daring heist in the city of Brass. No doubt the Charcoal Bazaar will not forget this impertinence, and yet now in your hands you have the Lance, that most auspicious of devices capable of breaking even the Shard Treaty set up by the Council of the Nine Known Worlds. I'm just going to talk so quickly you can't write it down, Alex. Just go with it. He's a lantern orb. Are these people in a shark bazaar?
1:31.3	And capable of delivering you into the dark heart of wild space, those terrible planes to
1:36.4	impossible, impossible to contemplate. Now the dragon friends find themselves in a world such as
1:40.9	this hurtling through the atmosphere, even as the voice of Logan the artificial
1:46.8	cyber consciousness of their vessel speaks calmly to them.
1:51.4	Hey Dave, hey Dave, have you heard the theme song for the shark bazaar?
1:56.4	The shark or bazaar?
1:58.4	Did you hear shark bazaar?
1:59.6	Yeah, the shark bazaar. Shark bazaar, shark bazaar, shark bazaar. Did you hear shark bazaar? Yeah, the shark bazaar. Shark bazaar. Shark bizarre. It sounds like Howbazar, which is a song that was popular in like 997. You know what I love? It's your references to contemporary music which really make you a top-notch comedian, Michael. Thank you. Yes.
2:19.8	Four more Triple J-H host of Michael Bing.
2:26.3	You want to make it on Twitch reference a song that was not popular in 1990.
2:28.2	So... The calming voice of Logan speaks out.
2:30.4	Okay, everyone, that's jump complete.
2:33.2	Well done on the jump.
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