3rd Anniversary Live

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2016

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Summary

Despite the best efforts of both the flu and a shitty soundman at Manhattan's The New School, The Read is back this week. With both Crissle and Fury unable to get out of bed (let alone get to the studio) this week we're bringing you The Read's 3rd Anniversary Show. We love you guys and thanks for your support--especially Larry and Ellen, the couple that got engaged during listener questions (You read that right.....)

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0:36.4	So grateful for each and every one of you coming out. So this weekend mess.
0:43.3	How much really happened between Wednesday and today though? Really? Really?
0:53.1	I forget that this can be an audio show so I should say things. Okay listen we
0:58.2	really didn't talk about anything but Kanye and Samoa Kanye and then at
1:06.4	horrible music award show and then I think we talked about Lil Kim again kicked
1:11.2	it in a little briefly briefly because I was interesting because why not
1:14.8	mention it by Northwest. Yeah, she gets me. Okay so speaking of of that family I
1:27.0	just really want to make just just very quickly let me just get a card to
1:31.2	actually in moment out. Please just for a second because I just want to point
1:37.8	something out. So, Chloe. Yeah honestly trash.
1:50.1	Cloth Kardashian. Simpson.
1:58.8	I tried to watch y'all but don't get out of it but I can't say nothing shit. I tried to
2:04.9	watch it. I did. You didn't watch the show? I tried but the whole first fucking scene
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