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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3999 I Am Rentacus!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew attempt to rent a U-Haul truck and drive to Luke’s parent’s house to pick-up hundreds of TBTL lunchboxes before their big 4000th episode at the Neptune Theater.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Alright Luke. Alright so what's going through your mind right now? I just don't

0:08.7

want to be hollered at Luke. That's the thing the last time I tried to rent a

0:12.7

U-Haul which admittedly was 20 years ago. Is that your origin story of why you

0:22.7

haven't rented U-Haul for 20 years is because of the hollering of 20 years ago?

0:26.4

You know I don't like to be hollered at I don't know if I've told you this

0:29.5

story or not before but it doesn't ring a bell. So about 20 years ago I was living

0:36.0

in New Hampshire. It was 20 years ago on a Friday just like this. Large

0:43.2

March will make an appearance in this story. I think I was just moving probably a

0:48.9

cross-town move or something not something super complicated and there was

0:53.6

an actual U-Haul facility near the bus station. So in other words this wasn't the

0:58.7

arrow where like you go to rent a U-Haul and it's just like the the back of a

1:02.2

gas station somewhere with like one truck or something right? By the way we are

1:06.5

passing handy Andy Rental which was the sponsor of my little league team at

1:11.7

North Central. You've said that before and I passed this all the time and I never

1:15.3

made the connection. Oh it's this handy Andy I believe so but anyway sorry back

1:20.1

back to your trauma. No hold on. Is it kind of well maybe I shouldn't pursue

1:27.5

that. Did they let handy Andy near the kids? No that was Pawsie Hossie. He was

1:35.0

banned from Rossfield. Okay good to know. So I I rent a U-Haul truck I believe.

1:41.8

One of those kind of panel truck things or whatever you call it to move my

1:45.1

belongings from one apartment to another. Pretty straightforward and like I say

1:48.6

it's a dedicated U-Haul place. I show up on a Saturday. Now a Saturday in the

1:52.7

summer is probably a pretty busy time for a U-Haul place right and I show up

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