#3991 That’s On Banh Mi

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew debate the merits of a Barbieheimer day vs. an Oppenbarbie day, as two huge summer movies are released in tandem this weekend. Plus, everyone’s favorite California burger chain is forbidding its employees from wearing facemasks at work.

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0:00.0	Yes, ladies daunting, but I did some research on amicable breakups. I visited www.LadiesGoodHealthmag.com
0:08.3	backslash6-relationshipsbackslash867599904 backslash9432m%20.html. Do you know that site?
0:21.0	Yeah.
0:27.2	Is this a thing people care about?
0:29.8	No.
0:30.3	Was my underwear showing when I was climbing down the tree? I wore my Thursdays because my Saturdays
0:34.3	had a case of the Mondays if you know what I mean. It's a meme-ish. It's a meme. I actually couldn't
0:39.0	think of the word meme for a second. I could only think of the word dank, weird. I just want to
0:43.3	use my muscles and my mind into your number one guy using my muscles and my mind. I don't use
0:50.0	foul language and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either. Come on. Is that even a celebrity?
0:55.3	He's no Roy Donk, but he's a regular guest on the Colgate Hour. Stop talking, get off the phone
1:00.8	and let's do this. Let's do this immediately. Let's go. Stay patient people. Stay patient. This
1:07.9	is going to be worth it. I promise. Maybe not. Maybe not, but it's worth it to me.
1:15.0	All right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of TBTL show.
1:21.7	Just might be too beautiful to live. It's called the internet and it's a fresh new way to check
1:26.3	out sites by clothing and surf music. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. You're still doing a
1:32.0	pod card? Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon where we
1:37.1	are looking at a warm day here. Going to be pushing 90. I know I'm flying in hot for that
1:44.4	hottie. I know that's a pale shadow compared to what other folks are dealing with around the
1:52.0	country, including down there in the southwest and other such places. Hope you all are doing.
1:56.4	Okay. Speaking of the, yeah, I'm sure the statistically improbable thing known as climate change.
2:05.6	I got up this morning at about, I don't know, 1 a.m. to use the bathroom and I thought that some
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