#3989 Mano-A-Fisho

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Andrew learns that he was supposed to hang out with Luke this weekend when Luke doesn’t show up. We also get an important update about Santa Cruz’s most infamous sea otter. And listener Jen shares her grandmother’s foolproof way of protecting children against errant baseballs.

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0:00.0	Six-foot ham sandwich. Okay, that comes with the squirt.
0:04.0	What do you mean, comes with the squirt?
0:06.0	We have the Italian squirt, the jalapeno squirt, the Parmesan oregano squirt, the roasted garlic squirt,
0:12.0	the limited time yellow squirt, limited time seasonal pumpkin squirt,
0:15.0	low-cal squirt, soy squirt, or a secret surprise squirt.
0:23.0	I'll try the limited time yellow squirt, please.
0:25.0	It's nice.
0:37.0	Can I get a pound and a half of that, please?
0:39.0	T-B-T-L!
0:44.0	I beg your pardon. I beg your pardon.
0:47.0	I'll try that again. A man has...
0:49.0	Can we just go back to the very start of that?
0:51.0	Can you say a apple?
0:54.0	Can you say banana?
0:55.0	I can go!
0:57.0	You want a toe? I can get your toe. Believe me.
1:00.0	They're ways, dude. You don't want to know about a believing.
1:03.0	Yeah, but Walter.
1:04.0	How I can get your toe by three o'clock to say afternoon with nail polish.
1:06.0	It's only game. Why do you have to be mad?
1:09.0	Because I use conductor's self and a democracy.
1:15.0	Well, all right. Hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L
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