#3987 Smash Room Best

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Andrew tries to stage a tepid mutiny of the podcast. Luke learns first-hand that his favorite punter has gotten swole. And new e-waste regulations are standing in the way of people who want to recreate their favorite scene from Office Space.

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0:00.0	Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second?
0:02.0	How can I help you?
0:03.0	My date's eating all the fully loaded nachos.
0:05.0	All the ones with the meat, cheese, and everything.
0:08.0	The ones that are fully loaded, cheese hoggling.
0:10.0	So I'm mostly getting just like, just chips.
0:13.0	Mostly just chips like nothing on them.
0:15.0	But a little bit of cheese and maybe one little nugget of meat.
0:18.0	Okay.
0:19.0	Can you say something to her?
0:21.0	Say what?
0:23.0	Maybe go up the table and just say like, hey, stop that!
0:26.0	Or like, hey, that's not allowed.
0:29.0	You want me to go over and say, stop eating the meat on the chips.
0:32.0	Look, just say the restaurant has rule.
0:34.0	It's not you.
0:35.0	It's the rule the restaurant has.
0:37.0	That if you get an item to share, you can't.
0:40.0	One person can't just eat all the fully loaded ones.
0:44.0	Like, don't look around.
0:46.0	Find the one with the most meat.
0:47.0	And always eat that one.
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