398: Reviews of Diners with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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Comedy

4.8 • 5.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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A cucumber is not an avocado.

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0:00.0	Beach 2 Sandy is going on tour live to read one-star reviews of your town if you live in these particular cities.
0:09.7	October 8th, 2026 will be in Cleveland.
0:12.7	October 9th, Pittsburgh.
0:14.6	October 24th, Nashville.
0:17.6	October 25th, Louisville.
0:19.7	What could go wrong?
0:20.7	Are you kidding me? What? What a list.
0:24.8	I was like, did something go wrong already?
0:27.4	Not yet. Not yet. If it does, it'll be entertaining.
0:30.7	And you'll be there to witness it, right? Go get your tickets at beachu-sandy.com.
0:36.6	Welcome to Beach to Sandy Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people
0:45.5	who just need the world to know what they think.
0:49.6	Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could.
1:18.2	Hello and welcome to Beach, you Sandy Water 2 at the podcast where we read the worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion.
1:20.1	I'm your sister host, Christine.
1:21.9	I'm brother host Zandi.
1:24.4	Today we have a special guest with us.
1:29.6	We have Jesse Jetsky Johnson with us and are so delighted to have you on our show.
1:31.6	It's so good to be back with the fam.
1:34.5	It's been a while.
1:39.4	Alexander informed me today that he emailed you, that you were our third sibling and then remembered that we have a third sibling in the middle of the night and almost reply all again to say, actually, now you're our fourth sibling and then thought better of it. I was like, I hope our little sister doesn't find out or read that email. Doesn't read that particular work email somehow? Good thing she doesn't listen to this podcast. I'm still safe. Anyway, so you're the fourth sibling. Me and the third. Oh, my third. Yeah. I knew, I knew you were trouble. We're starting our own pod. Oh, shit. That's the last thing anyone needs. That's the last thing. We knew this is only. Really positive. Oh, my God. Just what the world needs more positivity. Well, welcome to the show, and you have a podcast of your own, right?
2:19.4	I do. It's called Jet Fuel.
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