All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcast so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Invested all seriously, totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcast by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

What's up, dorks. Welcome back to the bad Christian podcast. I imagine y'all had a good Sunday with the church, feeling spiritually uplifted and all that. And then right back in the gutter with us on Monday. I love it. I guess that's dualistic of you. And that's what we're going to talk about today.

The dualism itself meaning is there a soul. We have that with so much difference in the mind of the body that gets confusing the more you think about it, the more you talk about it. And today's show is sponsored by Zipper Cruder. Zipper Cruder is the highest rated hiring site in America.

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So seriously, seriously, would you call yourself drunk right now? And do you guys? Do you guys? Do you guys drink to to feel a buzz?

Like is this something that you guys do to be able to get through?

With my spot like that. I'm on the third Corona. I know. I know. But Toby says stuff like, uh, uh, just get I got to get through this fucking wasted. If I can't live without the alcohol, you know, it's really funny.

I mean, you said you had an eating problem just a second ago too. Do you want to come clean with that? Is that the truth?

Well, if there's an open bag, I do. I do or something like that. It has to be all gone or I have to move it away from me. So I'm, I mean, that is the truth.

Like, you know what I mean? Like if there's, if there, if I'm anywhere and there's half a candy bar left, I ain't going to be a half a candy bar left. I can't let that.

Are you guys aware of it? Stop cleaning your place. I can't stop. Like there's no, there's not. Oh, I should. I'm full.

I don't, yeah, but you, you can because you've done stuff like Keto. You've turned down sweets. Yeah. No, but that's a structured system. See, I'm all or nothing.

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