All right, if you hear my voice, you know you're listening to a podcast and I have been doing podcasts for over 10 years, I think it's crazy.

But one of the things that I am jealous of is that Spotify now makes making your own podcasts so simple. I mean, it's crazy. Spotify's got to apply a platform that lets you make a podcast super easily.

Then distribute it everywhere and guess what? Even earn money all in one place for free by the way. It's called Spotify for podcasters and here's how it works. Spotify for podcasters lets you record and edit podcasts right from your phone or computer.

So no matter what your setup is like, you can start creating today. Then you can distribute it, distribute your podcast to Spotify and everywhere else podcasts are heard.

Video podcasts are also available on Spotify. I mean, this is insane. With Spotify for podcasters, you can earn money in a variety of ways, including ads, podcasts and podcasts subscriptions. I mean, they set it all up for you. Investive all seriously. Totally free with no catch. Ever since I have discovered Spotify for podcasters, seriously, I feel like I'm on top of the world.

I'm going to be starting some new podcasts by the way. In the future, if you haven't listened to some of our other podcasts besides songs and stories, you should be listening in. But Spotify for podcasters just makes it so easy. I highly recommend it. You give it a try. Download the Spotify for podcasters app or go to www.spodify.com board slash podcasters to get started now.

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You've never done all your extra virgin. No girl. It's my plan. I'm showing you my dad my penis when I was 25 years old. You don't get one.

Three, two, one. Big Christian. We got the energy today. We gonna slay Satan and we're gonna chop Satan's head off and we're gonna avoid the barrier.

I'm gonna be. Oh, I'm gonna use a gun on Satan and blow his head. Can you say that in America anymore? I'm gonna take a gun. I'm gonna kill Satan. You can't say that. Right. I'm gonna bomb.

That made you know, I fancy. I was a little bummed when they went to the you can't have a gun emoji. They went water gun on that. Right. And because you know why that bothers me is because they're coming for the water guns.

Oh, it's nice. I just bought them both water guns. I mean, really last. That's not I mean, that's not that crazy. Hey, water guns. They imply this thing. I know. Here's the biggest thing about that that really bothers me is that's exactly the Christian culture. I grew up and don't do that. Stay where that now everybody's adopted it. And you got to be scared and afraid of everything. I mean, you'll know it when it's like super soakers are, you know, just taboo. That's not good. That's not freedom. That's not what we're supposed to be.

What do you mean that's not where we're supposed to be heading? I'm not a water balloons and the tape grenades don't do that. And I'm not pro gun. I'm not pro gun at all. Yeah, you have one. Avoid getting. I mean, they're kind of cool. You avoid guns. I like. I see. Let me say it both ways. I like guns. I don't trust me having a gun in any way. Right. I like shooting them is cool. Yeah, I don't trust my circle. I will never tell you guns aren't cool. They are. They're awesome. Very love them. Yeah. I don't feel good about having one. I don't know if you're gonna get it now. I'm sure there's a lot of. I want to know. I have a lot of knowledge. I'm sure I'm gonna get it now. I have a lot of learning. I'm not gonna be good. I'm not gonna be good. I want to talk to you. I'm not gonna

have one. I know. I'm not safe for me. I'm not safe. I mean, I get it. I respect it. But whatever. All I'm saying is if we get to the point where we're actually worried about emojis, I don't. I'm not so sure. That's yeah, if an emoji has to. It's not I'm not saying don't come tread on me and I'm a second amendment guy for freedom. I'm saying. Can't have some emojis in the Super Zogger. That freedom I'd like to protect. How about we live in a world where emojis matter that much? I know. Do you use emojis? Do you?

You know what? This sounds so crazy. I know that this probably sounds makes me really old. This is this is the number one thing when I go. I guess I'm really old. When people when I write them and say, Hey, that's cool. We'll meet in this time or whatever. And they send me back just a thumbs up. Yeah. I think it's offensive. I cannot stand it. I'm like, come on. You can write cool or thank you or okay. Whatever you want.

I'm going to write like a thumbs up just feels like a slap in the back. Like you can't you did that. Like it's almost like they're annoyed or something. I can't. I can't hardly understand. I mean, to answer your question, I think I'm down with efficiency. Now there's probably sometimes where I'm like, I just can't go there like at LM a. O.

Right. But there are times when LOL is the best possible thing to say to convey the fact that you know, no, no, legitimately. But it has to stay pure. I don't use LOL. And if I do, you better book and believe that I had left out loud. I can't you is not appropriate to type LOL. If you didn't you cheap and the whole thing. You can say, huh?

In text. You thought it was funny, but then level. Do not LOL. If you LOL me, I assume that you made an audible sound if you did not. You fuck you.

See, I think if somebody writes LOL is offensive to me. I don't think it's real. I mean, here, the other day though, I realized that I do a thing where if I actually laugh out. If I think something's really funny, I had an extra.

I do a single haul is somebody's making a joke and I think it's kind of funny. If I think something's really funny, I do. Ha, ha. And then if I think it's really funny, exclamation point.

But but think about how handy these things are now. Like, for example, if there's something that I want to say and you guys know, I'm notorious for saying something and people don't know I'm kidding. If I want to make sure people, like, let's just say, I was trying to cheer you up after your mom died or something like that.

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