#3977 Just For The Halibut

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Luke and Andrew announce the plans for next week's TBTL Zoom meetup and how you can participate. Also, Andrew learns a little more about the person who texted him a photo of expensive wine. And Bed, Bath and Beyond will live to see another day…sort of?

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0:00.0	I'm watching Sivalta. I'm like he does great of those. How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer?
0:08.7	I don't even know how to write. Or a storyteller. I don't even know how to do stories at funny. Only a snow white one.
0:21.5	Sivalta, he does really good jokes and I can't do that much jokes because nobody laughs at me.
0:30.4	And I need someone to tweet me. We need to copy him so you need to print it off so I can do each word at a time
0:40.6	when I call and I need to memorize that so I can do each word at a time. He does great of those.
0:49.2	How can I do those if I'm gonna be a comedian or a writer? I don't even know how to write.
1:00.4	I love these guys. They make funny with their mouths.
1:06.1	Well I'll tell you one thing I'm not eating the taco jane. That's spicy stuff.
1:10.3	I think the opposite of the best bits and especially those kind of related to the
1:16.2	obvious sexual tension between Luke and Andrew. And I think that's a really important thing that you
1:21.9	need to keep in the show. If you're just better you it's pretty internet. I haven't found it.
1:30.9	Well all right hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TBL the show.
1:38.2	Just might be too beautiful to live. That's a tuna bro. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host.
1:44.0	Or Malala. Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland or
1:49.9	again where it's a absolutely beautiful Thursday. Oh ma pa it's just beautiful.
1:58.4	Very warm in some parts of the country. Hope you're doing all right. It's pretty warm here in
2:02.1	Portland and I am definitely overdressed because Andrew and I just got off of a Zoom meeting with
2:09.0	all of our colleagues soon to be former colleagues from American public media. And I wanted to
2:16.4	fool them into thinking that my life is going okay enough that I like wear a collared shirt
2:21.4	at 9 a.m. on a Thursday morning. That's just a normal thing for me. But now I still have it on and I'm
2:27.5	it's a little toasty in here but I think we're going to be okay. We're going to be able to bring
2:31.6	you episode 3,977 in a collector series. Let the fun begin. The other day on the show Andrew
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