397: A Sandwich and Some Clenched Cheeks

A Sandwich and Some Lovin’

YEA Networks

Comedy

4.5 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2022

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

WOW. What a weekend! From a near-brawl at a kids' basketball game to another incident involving Chili's and Splenda packets to a debate over the definition of sports to Kellie's colonoscopy, this podcast is all over the place! But seriously, is Allen threatened by Kellie's adoration of her colon doctor? SHOULD he be?

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0:00.0	Welcome to another A sandwich and some love and podcast. I am Kelly Raspberry Evans beside
0:19.6	me as my engineer podcast partner and husband Alan Evans.
0:25.0	Hello Kelly happy president's day. Wait, I thought this was my husband. No, I
0:30.4	kicked that ass a lot before. Excuse me. I start with language. Well, I'm a former
0:34.7	president. This is Bill Clinton. Oh, that's who I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you
0:38.8	Mr. President. Why did you not recognize me? It sounds just like I've seen you in a
0:42.5	while. Well, I haven't seen you and you're looking mighty fine tonight. Thank you. I'm
0:46.5	feeling mighty fine. Even after you went to the butt hut this morning. The butt
0:50.9	hut. Excuse me. You went to the butt hut this morning. Got rotor rooted out and you
0:55.2	still look mighty fine. Thank you, Mr. President. I appreciate that. Okay. Well, I'm
1:00.0	going to leave now. I guess I'll talk about what you've opened the door to my back door.
1:05.8	You opened the door to my back door. Right? You got to change your voice. Why? I did
1:15.8	what? Well, you opened the subject up. Yes. Okay. Okay. Let me tell you how I spent my
1:21.1	pre a welcome honey. Do you want to say hello as Alan? I'm in the house. So today we're
1:27.8	recording this podcast on president's day, which is a day off for so many people. And
1:32.6	it was a day off for me from the Kidcratic morning show. And because of that, I had a
1:38.7	colonoscopy this morning. So we were at the colon cabin. Yeah. So what happened was the
1:45.0	first colonoscopy I had about three years ago. I had it on a Saturday. And I thought,
1:52.4	well, why don't I just call and reschedule another Saturday appointment? And they said,
1:55.7	no, Ms. Raspberry Evans. The only reason you got it on a Saturday was because it was the
2:02.5	end of the year. And they, you know, I guess because select spending or whatever they try
2:06.0	to get as many colonoscopies done by the end of the year as possible. And that's when
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