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395: Quantumania! The Mandalorian Cometh! Kevin Smith! Marc Bernardin! FMB *LIVE* - 02/28/23

Fat Man Beyond

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🗓️ 28 February 2023

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Kevin and Marc stream from the digital Scum & Villainy Cantina to talk about Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, That Latest on The Last of Us, and hopes/predictions for tonight's premiere of The Mandalorian Season 3.

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0:00.0

Oh my lord, we're back. Hey kids, it's me Kevin Smith. And I'm Mark Bernard. And welcome

0:17.6

to Fat Man Beyond, man with Mark and Kevin. How are you? Or this week, Mark and Pugsley,

0:24.4

as you can see, I'm wearing most Puglies. Pugsley shirt again. I know Wednesday took off, so I'm

0:31.0

trying to make Pugsley happen. We'll it into being exactly, man. How are you kids? Long time,

0:40.0

no see. Stories to tell, but for another time. But I can say this, this is the first Fat Man Beyond

0:52.6

that I've done not stoned. So I am present. I quit smoking weed. It was five weeks yesterday. So I am

1:04.3

I'm crisp and very here kids. Very alert. Welcome aboard. Is this what the show's like?

1:12.9

What the fuck? What are we going to do it for these 10 years? Oh my god, it was so much easier and

1:17.9

more fun when I was stoned. I to start us off the right way. I went to a cardiologist

1:26.0

appointment. So I saw my cardiologist because I just passed the five-year anniversary of the heart attack.

1:32.9

And they did like, they put me on the treadmill and shit like that. And then put, you know,

1:39.9

jizz on me and did an ultrasound on my fucking heart and stuff. Is that what we're calling it now?

1:45.9

He said, he had to me a bunch of paper ties and clean yourself. I felt very dirty.

1:51.6

That's the same way they do ultrasound. I don't believe these belly does.

1:56.0

And the heart is doing well. And I was like, how'd I do? And he's like, you got to talk to your doctor.

2:02.2

And I did like, two minutes later. And he was like, you have no blockage whatsoever. I was like,

2:09.2

how'd stand it? Now, that could go hand in hand with the fact that I am

2:15.0

my adult thinnest. I weigh 180 pounds, Mark, which when I was a senior in high school, I weighed

2:22.5

185 pounds. So I'm beating that 17-year-old Kevin Smith at age 52, at least weight-wise.

2:30.2

Fantastic. Good for you. Down and weight, no weed, no fun.

2:37.7

But still alive, which apparently could be a good thing depending on who you ask.

2:45.3

How are you Ben, Captain? I'm doing well, man. It's a busy season here in the

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