395. Margarita Mix

The Golden Ratio Podcast

The Golden Ratio

Comedy

5.0 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2025

⏱️ 30 minutes

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395. Margarita Mix by The Golden Ratio

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0:00.0	Hi, everyone. Welcome to the Golden Ratio podcast. I am Jen, G.R. Mom. joined as always by G.R. Dad. How's it going? Dear Dad. Pretty good.
0:17.7	Excellent, excellent. Pretty good. Oh, well.
0:21.6	Pretty good.
0:25.9	I would just like to preface this podcast by saying,
0:27.5	Jared Ad and I went out tonight.
0:29.2	We tried a new restaurant in Key West.
0:30.7	The guacamole was good.
0:32.8	Everything else was fine.
0:35.0	The margaritas were not very good.
0:37.2	I got the 16-ounce margarita.
0:39.2	He got the 22-ounce margarita. It very good. I got the 16 ounce margarita. He got the 22 ounce margarita.
0:44.9	It looked small. They tasted like cleaning supplies, as is often the case.
0:53.8	It was a bad mix. Is it like a bottle mix? Yeah. You know, Mrs. Cuervo's margarita mix.
0:56.2	Don't make margaritas with margarita mix.
0:56.5	You guys.
0:57.7	Fresh squeeze your limes.
0:58.5	It's worth it.
1:00.1	Especially if you're a bar.
1:00.9	Come on.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:06.1	So I had like one and a half sips of my margarita.
1:07.7	I had one and I was like, oh, that's not good.
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