395: Laborious Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Religion & Spirituality, Comedy, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, we learn that Michael Cohen knew trump was an atheist before it was cool, Dave Daubenmire finds out if he’s being detained, and Michael Marshall will be here to argue that he did not, in fact, do COVID.

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Guest Links:

Check out The Skeptic here: https://www.skeptic.org.uk/

Check out Nighlightr, the gay atheist rapper, here: https://open.spotify.com/track/0WsYwHAECjniE8JRV98JbL?si=rCBInB8MTk2CEKmGxCDVhQ

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Headlines:

In his new book, Michael Cohen says Trump mocked evangelicals after a prayer in 2016: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/06/michael-cohen-in-2016-then-candidate-trump-mocked-evangelicals-after-a-prayer/

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/09/06/us/politics/cohen-book-trump.html

This Brazilian Gospel Singer’s Family Life Has More Twists Than Any Telenovela: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/06/this-brazilian-gospel-singers-family-life-has-more-twists-than-any-telenovela/

Catholic Priest: “Christians can’t be Democrats” https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/07/ignoring-trumps-corruption-priest-claims-true-catholics-cant-be-democrats/

Coach Dave Likens Mask Requirements to Racial Discrimination:

https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/dave-daubenmire-likens-businesses-refusing-him-entry-for-not-wearing-a-mask-to-racial-discrimination/

Christian Preacher: God Watches You Watch Porn and “Waits Till You Reach Climax”

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/03/christian-preacher-god-watches-you-watch-porn-and-waits-till-you-reach-climax/

Sheriff resigns for using racial slurs, blames Satan and his love of Jesus: https://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2020/09/arkansas-sheriff-forced-to-resign-for-using-racial-slurs-claims-devil-made-him-do-it/

Christian School Expels Straight-A Student for Being Openly Gay

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/02/christian-school-expels-straight-a-student-for-being-openly-gay/

Mark Taylor: Handlers “with umbrellas” controlling BLM protesters: https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/mark-taylor-says-protesters-are-mind-control-victims-doing-the-bidding-of-people-with-umbrellas/

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This Week in Misogyny:

Christian leader pleads guilty to battery for slapping reporter’s ass: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/04/christian-leader-who-slapped-reporters-butt-pleads-guilty-to-sexual-battery/

Jesse Lee Peterson warns men off of smart women: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/02/christian-host-avoid-smart-women-since-you-have-to-consider-their-sexual-needs/

Catholic man sues over no-fault divorce law: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/09/05/catholic-man-sues-to-overturn-no-fault-divorce-law-after-wife-requests-divorce/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, if anybody's gonna bring out the profanity in us, it's these religious motherfuckers.
0:06.2	This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by, Satanic Boat Magic.
0:10.9	That's right, Christians.
0:12.6	We can sink your boats with nothing but our love of sin.
0:17.0	Satanic Boat Magic, putting the mine back in mind powers.
0:21.9	And now, the Skating Atheist.
0:23.9	Yo, yo, yo, this is the one and only gay Atheist rapper known as Knight Lighter and as
0:29.2	an ex-Christian that used to say, Amen, I assure you we did infect of all from filthy monkey
0:35.4	men.
0:36.4	I-It's Thursday.
0:58.8	And September 10th.
1:00.3	And it's International Creepy Boston Dynamics Robotic Horse Day.
1:03.8	I don't think it's creepy at all.
1:05.3	I'm on your side.
1:06.3	It's David's Big Dog and it is our Redeemer.
1:07.3	I have no illusions.
1:08.3	I'm Elon Bosnick.
1:09.3	Back up, back up.
1:10.3	I was nice to you.
1:11.3	I'm D10, right?
1:12.3	And from John Travolta's New Jersey.
1:13.3	How about it?
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