Warning, this week's episode contains Hornets.

I'm kidding, they're cuss words.

This week's episode of the Skating Atheist is brought to you by Stamps.com and by The

Pirate Traps from Goonies.

Are you living in a stateful avidience that can't be bothered to wear masks or socially

distance even though they're a bunch of elderly overweight smokers with diabetes?

Are people still trying to visit you even though the black fucking death is creeping around

every corner?

And why not try the Pirate Traps from Goonies?

The Pirate Traps from Goonies.

Let's see my end lets get past the fucking bone organ.

And now, the Skating Atheist.

This is J.K. Foss Knight, translator of the Magic Plates upon which were inscribed the

Gospel of Boatai, a New Testament of the Unreson Son of the Flying Spaghetti Monster,

and now available on Amazon.

We know by divine knowledge from the Prophet Bobby Henderson that we have all from pirates,

but judging from the current state of world affairs, it seems much more likely that we

did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men.

It's September 3rd.

And it's just 23 days to my birthday everybody.

My birthday was great, thanks for asking.

I appreciate it.

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