394: Doing Rails (w/ Nick Cody) (nick cody virus train o&a portland australia myanmar shah shan state food poisoning toilet quarantine hotel bill burr 7 more minutes philly rant mid-flight brawl heggie luke

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🗓️ 14 July 2020

⏱️ 225 minutes

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Summary

Nick Cody joined me from Melbourne, Australia to tell me about his epic trip he took across America at 19 years old. Went from Portland to NY by train to save like $90. Idiot. But also very cool. The entire trip was just so he could go see the O&A show where Bill Burr would end up doing his Philly rant that I always refer to as "7 more minutes" and that still makes me laugh. Nick was in the audience for that amazing comic/crowd fight and I'm so jealous of that and this whole trip.

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The Music

Sister Rosetta Tharpe - This Train (great song that made me cry)

The O'Jays - Love Train

Soul Asylum - Runaway Train

Bill Burr - Philly Rant (still made me laugh 15 years later)

Transcript

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0:00.0	All the money I'd saved for the trip was from working at pub at a pub in Melbourne
0:06.2	because you can drink here at 18 and then I get over there and everyone's giving me
0:10.3	grief. I'm not allowed to have a drink because I'm not 21.
0:13.2	Yeah.
0:14.2	Fuck that.
0:15.2	So I had people buy me drinks from the drinks cart.
0:19.2	Um, man, just randoms and just people you're about.
0:23.1	Just randoms and I get chatting too.
0:27.6	And you're like, hey, do me a fucking favor.
0:31.8	This fucking stupid rule in your country is moronic.
0:34.3	Can you just get me a beer?
0:35.3	I've been drinking for fucking two and a half years.
0:37.2	And I've also got Americans, the nicest, I think, to strangers.
0:42.1	Maybe it's an American and an Australian thing.
0:44.1	Like if you are Australian, they're like, what the fuck are you doing on a train in Montana?
0:48.4	I'll get you a beer.
0:49.4	You just chill out.
0:51.4	You know this train.
0:53.4	Don't pull your jokers.
0:57.3	This train.
1:04.3	Don't pull no jokers this train.
1:07.3	This train.
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