#395: New Dog Old Tricks (Justin Silver) (....... Dog, Training, puppy, trainer, the, language, of, dogs, skeptic, tank, bandit)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 July 2020

⏱️ 161 minutes

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Summary

Justin Silver, heralded dog trainer from the @TheLanguageOfDogs instagram page and the book by the same title, comes in to tell me how he got started training dogs, the methods he uses to get dogs listening, and how he's probably going to vote for me for president of Legion of Skanks.

He explains all this stuff so clearly. As a dog owner, this one was really really helpful in addition to being funny as heck (sorry for the cuss).

Make sure to check out Justin's page @TheLanguageOfDogs for tons of helpful video tips you can use on your own pup.

The Music

Big Mama Thornton - Hound Dog

Jerry Reed - Bandit

Band on the Run - Band on the Run

Geggy Tah - Gina

Nick Cannon - Stand Up For What

Transcript

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0:00.0	Here's what people do that's so counterintuitive. They tell their dog what they don't want them to do instead of what they want them to do.
0:07.0	Stop, stop, stop looking at me when I'm eating. Stop looking at me instead of like, do go to your spot.
0:12.0	Exactly. So the doorbell drills the perfect example. Someone knocks on the door, the dog starts barking. What's the typical person going to do?
0:20.0	Shut up, quiet. Right, so now you're barking and the dog's barking. You go stop.
0:23.0	And now they're more anxiety. Yeah, and in their mind they're going, woof, woof, woof. Someone's here, someone's here and then you're going, stop, stop.
0:28.0	So they hear woof, woof. So now the two of you are going, the two of you are now barking at the door. And by the time the person comes in, they jump over that person.
0:35.0	Because like, yeah, we were just barking at whoever the hell this intruder is and now let's go kill you.
0:40.0	When nothing but a house, no.
0:44.0	It's no problem at all.
0:47.0	You're not that a house, no.
0:50.0	It's no problem at all.
0:53.0	You can wear your tail by no feet in no more.
1:01.0	Woo, ready we're off everybody. I do it. Welcome to our first Skeptitank podcast.
1:08.0	What if I just did my podcast like this every time with my fucking stomach down, um, legs up from the knee up, the knee down just legs up, shifts them back and forth.
1:19.0	Like, what are they doing in the 50s? Not 50s. When do people start talking, when did chicks start talking on the phone while they twirl their hair and they start gossiping about the friends?
1:26.0	What's that word called the verb? Gab. Welcome back to Gabin with Ari.
1:32.0	No, I don't have a name for it. We got to be Gabby. Gab with Gab. Are there any Gabby comedians?
1:40.0	Like a comedian named Gabby, you're missing out, Gab. If you're not doing Gabby with Gabby, you're fucking up.
1:47.0	Gabby, Gabby with Gab. That could be.
1:52.0	Gabby will kill you and wonder who else. That could be. I don't know. Even as a joke.
1:58.0	Welcome back to Gab with Gab. Okay. So on today's episode, um, 395, I have a guest on today's episode.
2:06.0	And that guest is Justin Silber, he's a comedian. He's also a world class dog trainer.
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