393-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

If you're a lady and you're having trouble getting pregnant or perhaps you want some more excitement in bed, there has been a new development that is changing lives - LEECHES. You just need to shove them up inside of you. Plus, aren't nail clippers incredible? This one dude thinks so and we happen to agree. We'd love to put the personality argument to rest, but both moms are still bickering. Isn't it obvious??? Plus, there's some big Chef John fans writing in and defending his UP-speak AND we have Would You Rather, Fill Her Up and MORE. There isn't enough denim in this world to match up with this episode.

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0:00.0	Yo, shout out to your love
0:01.6	Buh-buh-buh-buh!
0:02.8	Shout out my friends, I'd trick scare people
0:04.8	Boy boy boy!
0:06.1	Shout out to fugitives, I ain't ya
0:08.5	I'ma need a rescue, open up boys
0:10.7	Let's rescue them, boys
0:13.2	It's you that...
0:15.8	Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh
0:17.0	You know what I'm saying!
0:17.8	You know what I'm saying!
0:19.4	You know what I'm saying!
0:20.6	Peanut canes, really, he's answerin' to this
0:23.8	Mommy, mommy, Mommy loves you more than daddy
0:26.7	Daddy, daddy, daddy doesn't know you're middle name
0:29.8	Mommy, mommy, mommy loves you more than daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, doesn't know you're
0:34.4	fucking mad only daddy's gonna kill my me from you daddy, daddy, daddy's gonna
0:40.1	slice a fucking tank top daddy's gonna kill my me from you daddy, thinks it's funny
0:45.8	when an Asian man gets his luck smudge yo mom's house pulling your jeans also
0:51.3	to die of a shirt I'm drinking water, the court in my place is so clear
0:55.5	it was the court burnt crisis, I unbelievably fed some of my pussy on a bloody day
1:00.2	those ill-assamia linked a request gonna hook up a pitty cake
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