392-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 April 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Not everyone can read the future by touching their worn panties, but this is Your Mom's House and we found someone that can. Plus, never before heard audio of your two favorite mom's making love. Is this real? We have Master Of Accents, a man throwing up that REALLY upsets Tina and Top Dog and Charo on the phone. Is there anything boring in this episode? Yup, we got some of that for you too. JEAN forever.

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0:00.0	Right as I was about to upload this episode, I got a call and I need to announce that I've added a show in Houston this weekend at the Houston improv.
0:11.6	I added a show Sunday at 5.30 pm.
0:16.2	So if you didn't get tickets to the earlier shows Friday or Saturday, you can now get tickets to the Sunday 5.30 pm show, the Matinee, if you will.
0:26.2	I think later in the episode I did dates but I forgot to mention Eugene, Oregon is May 12th.
0:34.8	I added another show in Portland. I'm coming back May 13th. The first show sold out. So there is a second show in Portland on the 13th.
0:46.6	I think I got the rest of them and may have left off Hampton Beach. I'm doing that and I added another show I think coming Delaware.
0:57.6	Just go to TomSugurra.com this Friday. Everything should be on sale by Friday.
1:06.2	And of course Australia, I'm coming in August. Get your tickets.
1:11.8	All right, here it is.
2:11.8	Oh my god, you guys are so disgusting.
3:11.8	Oh my god, you guys are so disgusting.
3:35.0	Oh my god, you guys are so disgusting.
3:54.2	Hey buddy, how you doing?
4:17.4	This is not me, dude. 800 to 1000 times a year, right?
4:24.6	All right, that was gaping dad.
4:28.1	I'm really impressed with his work. He's really sending some hits.
4:31.3	I got a bunch of other songs. Maybe we can go through some of them.
4:34.9	I forgot that funny clip of hey, what you doing homey.
4:37.8	Yeah, take this shit. Take this shit homey.
4:40.6	And every time I hear Jane do that, oh my god, you guys are so disgusting.
4:47.8	It makes me smile every time.
4:49.8	Yeah, it's so hurt.
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