The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

Hello to the Discovery Channel, a Hallmark Channel, Smile TV, Risco Plus.

Well, I don't really know how to start this.

We are Homey County Chopsters.

And basically for the longest time, everybody's been telling us that

our life would be a great reality show. You know, we don't really know the process of getting

a reality show. I don't really know how you talk to people or kind of do that. So really what I'm

just doing here is I'm filling an hour of our life at the

workplace and the crazy and zany stuff we get up to. You're probably wondering who we are

and why we sent you this DVD. It's going to be on DVD, right? My name is Elmo Beaver Blaster

and I am the co-CEO of Homeie County Chopsers with my son and father, Big T.T. Junior Befer Blasters.

Before some of our clients get here, we were thinking me and my father's son could come over here and show you some of the projects that we've been working on various people.

This is my son.

This is this Big T.D. Jr., big T.D. say, you say something to the people.

How we doing? How are we doing? What's up?

Why don't we just be natural? What the fuck are you doing? Be natural.

I'm being natural. I'm being natural.

Be natural and easy.

This is how I fucking talk.

You're stammering and stuttering.

I'm not fucking stammering or stuttering at all.

This is how I fucking talk.

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