I have ants in my house, so I got some ant poison and the way that the ant poison works is that the ants think it's a treat and they pick it up

and they take it back to their nest and they give it to their queen and it kills her and then the rest of the ants I assume die from grief, I don't know.

As soon as stop, only a human would invent that. Only a human would be like, oh ants, you are a minor inconvenience to me.

So I'm going to spend years learning how your civilization works and then trick you into committing regicide.

No, I didn't even want to kill the ants, man, I just wanted them to go outside. That's why I've been giving the ants acid.

At first they were having kind of a bad trip, you know, so then I dressed up like an ant and I was like, nah bro, you just have a bad trip.

You just need to go outside. I may have also taken some of the acid. In fact, I don't even know if I have ants.

Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

It's Friday, Friday, and we get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a goddamn hot dog.

Am I a hero?

I really can't say, but yes.

It was a freaking...

I'm not a fucking fucker.

Nah, I do some too.

Nah, I don't give a high. We're doing some too, you know.

Stay patient, people.

Stay patient. This is going to be worth it. I promise.

Maybe not. Maybe not.

But it's rather than me.

All right. Hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of TBTO.

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