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Hello and welcome to regular features, the podcast that is exactly the same every single week.

And like every week, it's your good buddy Gav and your good buddy Steve in week three of lockdown.

Like every week. I can't remember what it's been like to ever be outside. And I love it. It's great. I'm playing so much half-life Alex,

you wouldn't even know. That's the thing. I feel like for people who really enjoy staying inside,

people are like, oh, it's awful. I've got to stay indoors for 10 hours and like make my own fun for 10 hours a day. I was like, I'll be all right. I'm all right for 13 hours. I'm going to start The Witcher. Yeah. I'm going to finally play Red Dead Red Dead Redemption too. It's brilliant. Right. Rees is like losing his fucking mind. he's making he's making meals faster than we can eat them because he just loves cooking

yeah It's brilliant. Right. Rees is like losing his fucking mind. He's like, he's making,

he's making meals faster than we can eat them. Yeah. He just loves cooking. Yeah. While I'm like playing Animal Crossing and I'm downloading games from 2008 that I never got around to play. Yeah. This is great. I love it. I'm a bit worried about when it stops. Yeah. They say it might be over as soon as the end of May, which quite frankly, I find terrifying.

Wait, is that when it's going to be?

They reckon lockdown's going to go to the end of May, yeah.

I didn't know that.

I thought we were taking it day by day.

Like, every day I wake up, check the news, being like, no, so lockdown. All right, go back to bed. In it for the long haul. Shit, me, man. That's fucking. Have you got any features to lift us, to break us out of the prison of our own minds? Do I? Yeah, what is it then? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's not where the jingle goes. Yeah, Steve, I've been scammed on Instagram. I'm in the middle of being scammed on Instagram. So I've brought you the first part of what could be, I don't know, well, now that I know is going until May, could be the first of 12isode mini-series of scams.

But yeah, what have you got?

I've got to choose your own adventure based on the hot, hot new Netflix docu-drama, Tiger King, about a man who's a king?

And also loves tigers.

Thank you for that appreciative grunt.

Let's have a jigs.

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