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Episode One

391 - The Saudi Tribunal Determines the Fate of Andrew Schulz

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Saudi Prince Omar Funlife (Branson), Emir Trommel Bedfast (Charles), and American journalist Mr. Drama (Andrew) determine the fate of treacherous American comedian Andrew Schulz (Felix). Recorded live on Twitch on 2025-04-09. Chicago live show tix (8/1): https://bit.ly/3SIzb4g E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0

The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery,

0:05.2

a Charles Austin company. This is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

0:11.6

Hey, uh, what's up? It's your boy, Saudi Prince Omar Fun Life here at my very first Saudi Tribunal.

0:20.7

I'm really pumped for this. Just give me a second here to kind of get

0:24.7

this together because this is my first time leading a Saudi Tribunal. Also, I just want to say this

0:31.3

up front. We're speaking English. Yes, we all know Arabic. This should be in Arabic usually, but I explained it to everybody. I want to

0:40.4

practice my English. So we're going to do this in English. So the whole time I'm only going to say

0:47.6

words in English because I am practicing English. So that explains why I'm not speaking Arabic,

0:56.0

and I'm only speaking English.

1:01.7

The goal of this tribunal is to decide the fate of American comedian Andrew Scholes,

1:08.0

whose awful and immoral Dubai show entitled Pick Six Financial Presents Zintopia.

1:14.4

The Goon One Mixed Tape Tour by Kill Tony was deemed a public nuisance and a crime against humanity. I have gathered two others true to God to pass judgment on the guilty party.

1:20.5

Please state your name for the records. My dad's listening to this. So like let's not fuck around.

1:26.4

My dad's listening to this one. To the left

1:29.2

is the most holy man I know.

1:31.4

Amir Trommel bed fast.

1:33.3

How you doing Trommel?

1:35.0

Yes. I mean, we have some solemn

1:37.0

duties here today, but I'm excited to be included.

1:39.5

I did recently relocate

1:41.3

from a different job in Washington, D.C.

1:43.7

But I am in Amir. It's true.

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