#391: Cops (@BigJayOakerson)

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 June 2020

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

Big Jay Oakerson came to the studio to talk to me about Cops. His favorite show in the history of television just got BLMed so he's in a bit of a state of mourning. And when I say favorite, I mean of the 150 times I've stopped by his apartment, he's been watching Cops 80 of those times. I honestly don't know what else he does with his time.

Big Jay is a hilarious comic. Check out his instagram and twitter at @BigJayOakerson and all his tour dates at Bigjaycomedy.com

The Music

A$AP Rocky - Dreams

Inner Circle - Bad Boys

KRS One - Sound of the Police

The Strokes - NY City Cops

Transcript

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0:00.0	Like the show's real brilliance is brought to life by the white trash.
0:03.7	I mean, the spousal of you stuff is just so consistent.
0:08.8	Yeah.
0:09.3	Where are you going to keep them there forever?
0:11.6	Can I bail them out like miss?
0:13.1	You should go to a hospital.
0:14.9	You should a hospital goes, I should shut up.
0:18.7	I just had an epic dream like Dr. King.
0:22.6	Police brutality is on my TV screen.
0:30.0	I'm gonna need a drugs and pieces.
0:36.5	All you need.
0:37.5	I'm gonna need a drugs and pieces.
0:40.5	All you need.
0:41.5	Oh, everybody and welcome to our
0:45.2	resreferee.
0:45.8	Skeptic take podcast studio.
0:50.2	I left quarantine everybody.
0:52.8	I left quarantine.
0:55.8	I left the place I was staying deep in the woods in the basement of a cabin
0:59.3	for family that took me in.
1:02.1	And I'm back in New York, back in New York City.
1:06.9	The place where they invent a staying up all night.
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