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Ari Shaffir

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4.6 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 219 minutes

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Summary

Andrew Santino met me for the last podcast in my quarantine to talk about the wet brown devil, whisky. Bourbon, Scotch, Rye, you know what I'm talking about. It's my favorite alcohol. For when I want to smoke cigars, for when I want to be surly, for when I want to relax, for when I'm drinking.

Andrew is a hilarious comic and you should DEFINITELY go see him if he's in your town. But since that looks like it might never happen again, watch his show "Dave" on FX. It's as funny as you can get for not being standup.

If you want to order the shroomfest shirt, you have till Thursday to get it in time for the holiday. Wear it with pride. https://podcastmerch.com/products/shroomfest-2020-presale-shirt?utm_source=shortlink&utm_lkey=i7h0e

The Music

Willie Nelson - Whisky River

Chris Stapleton - Tennessee Whisky

Flamin Groovies - Whisky Woman

The Dubliners - Whiskey In The Jar

Muddy Waters - Whisky You Ain't No Good

Transcript

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0:00.0	So I go down there and I was chatting with them and the master to stiller.
0:04.0	I was talking to him and I was like, what's the right way to drink any of this stuff?
0:08.2	Like is there a definitive answer?
0:09.8	And he goes, what is he going to say?
0:11.4	He goes, how do you like it?
0:12.7	How do you like your, he goes, if I asked you, how do you like it?
0:15.5	I go, well, I'm kind of a big fan of a couple of stones.
0:18.5	I like two or three rocks in there just to give it a little bit of water.
0:22.4	And sometimes like, you know, splash a club soda or splash a ginger sometimes depending
0:27.1	on, you know, what I want.
0:28.2	And he goes, great.
0:29.2	And I was like, so he's like, yeah, then that's how you have it.
0:32.2	There's literally no such thing.
0:33.7	He said, he said, there has been a false, a false narrative pushed around for some reason
0:39.8	that people have like solidified.
0:42.5	This is what you're supposed to do with whiskey or bourbon or scotch.
0:45.7	It's totally fabricated.
0:46.7	None of it means anything.
0:47.7	We're scared of a take my mind.
0:54.7	No, let her vibrate all to me.
1:00.7	We're scared of a dog run ride.
1:05.7	We're all I got together on me.
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