#3905 AM I A CALMING PRESENCE?!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2023
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Luke finds himself in a literal nightmare scenario when he gets locked out of his hotel room wearing next to nothing.
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| 0:00.0 | 5, 6, 7, 8. |
| 0:02.0 | Try it and gum. |
| 0:04.0 | It's a chew, it's gum. |
| 0:05.0 | Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth. |
| 0:08.0 | Your teeth are bones that live outside. |
| 0:10.0 | They hang from your lips like bats. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, outside bones, outside bones. |
| 0:16.0 | Never forget teeth, outside bones. |
| 0:18.0 | They bones that you wash and when you're a kid, |
| 0:21.0 | they fall from your head. |
| 0:23.0 | And to make things less weird, we say they got stolen by a demon |
| 0:27.0 | that your parents know. |
| 0:31.0 | Try it. |
| 0:33.0 | In lieu of my usual audition piece, |
| 0:36.0 | I was a jingle for gum I just made up. |
| 0:38.0 | TVTL |
| 0:44.0 | Hi there, my name is Nick. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm looking to talk to Andrew Walsh. |
| 0:47.0 | I'm from the New York Times book department. |
| 0:50.0 | We're going to have to pass on your memoir entitled, |
| 0:52.0 | Cat with a Hot Dog Story. |
| 0:54.0 | Thank you. |
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