390-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 23.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2017

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Are there any Jean's in the house? How about uncircumcised ones? Well, this is the episode for you. We have a very helpful man that teaches you how to clean it (it involves a wash cloth). Speaking of wash clothes, those are for poor people, right? T Bunz ran into Kane a few weeks ago at the airport - do you think he yelled his infamous call in public? You'll just have to listen, Jean. Plus, Tommy once saw an older lady touching her stuff in public at a bar and Jean thinks it's a questionable story. How about 'chu? Can a man have dinner with a lady that's not his wife without wanting to fill her up? We really hope you have the STANIMA for this episode.

Transcript

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0:00.0	Was your water water champ water champ
0:05.8	water com
0:09.3	Where's your water water chamber where's your water water호�champ
0:14.3	where's your water retard
0:16.8	Where did your water say that bad guitar
0:19.2	Where's your water bag representatives
0:23.7	Were you what are that bad retail
0:26.5	Where's your water bag?
0:57.9	it you're water
1:00.0	this way
1:24.2	A fucking album's worth coming in this week.
1:26.2	And that's the one you chose.
1:27.5	That was a funny one.
1:28.5	They're all funny, but they're all funny.
1:29.5	Why do you like that one the most?
1:31.8	That one's called Where's Your Water?
1:34.9	Gene.
1:35.6	It's called Where's Your Water?
1:36.5	Gene by Sladov.
1:38.5	Very good.
1:39.5	Thank you, Sladov.
1:40.3	There's so many songs this week.
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